Full Video: Jimmy Kimmel 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner

April 29, 2012 at 11:43 am

Throwing both right hooks and left jabs, Jimmy Kimmel pulled few punches at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night. And to his credit, Kimmel cracked at least (by my count), three Obama eating dog jokes.

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A few of my fav zingers:

“Remember when the country rallied around you in hope for a better tomorrow? That was a good one.”

“There’s a term for President Obama. Not two terms.”

“Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don’t have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you”

“It doesn’t matter if you’re black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama’s agenda.”

“What’s black and white and read all over? Nothing anymore.”

“Look under your seats. Under each one of your seats is a copy of Keith Olbermann’s resume.”

“Uggie [the dog] is amazing. He can roll over on command. He’s a Democrat.”

A dog eating dog joke Obama aimed directly at Sarah Palin:

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?… A pit bull is delicious.”

Tasteless. Palin threatens Obama’s manhood, or lack thereof? haha