In a most flagrantly reprehensible turn of events, Barack ‘Panhandler’ Obama is asking that his devotees not accept ‘milestones in life’ gifts, and instead have their friends and family send cold hard ca$h to his campaign war chest.
Don’t be selfish! Give it [all] up for Dear Leader O!
He. Is. All. That. Matters. Without him you are nothing –NOTHING.
Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?
Let your friends know how important this election is to you—register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.
Have a Bar or Bat Mitzvah coming up? You are not exempt from fattening the Obama ca$h cow.
Register with Obama 2012
Got a special milestone or event coming up?
Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America. Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day.
Just log in or sign up to build and customize your page—and congratulations!
Obama wants to take money from twelve year old (girls) and 13 year old (boys) —kids!
What’s next on the Obama fundraising agenda? Requesting that you sign over your pay/social security/disability/unemployment checks? Mortgage your home? Sell a kidney? Your first born?
Twitter mockery: #ObamaFundraisingIdeas