‘Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa….

December 25, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Convicted Felon Ron Karenga, aka Dr. Maulana Karenga — founder of United Slaves photo KarengaatLAcourt1971.jpg

Ron Karenga stands outside courtroom in Los Angeles (Calif.) May 29, 1971. Typewritten caption on the negative’s paper wrapper reads: Ron Karenga enters courtroom where he was found guilty on four counts. On September 17, 1971, Karenga was sentenced to one to ten years in prison on counts of felonious assault and false imprisonment.

‘Twas the night before Kwanzaa
And all through the ‘hood,
Maulana Karenga was up to no good.

He’d tortured a woman and spent time in jail.
He needed a new scam that just wouldn’t fail.
(“So what if I stuck some chick’s toe in a vice?
Nobody said revolution was nice!”)

The Sixties were over. Now what would he do?
Why, he went back to school — so that’s “Dr.” to you!
He once ordered shootouts at UCLA
Now he teaches Black Studies just miles away.

Then to top it all off, the good Doctor’s new plan
Was to get rid of Christmas and piss off The Man.

Karenga invented a fake holiday.
He called the thing Kwanza. “Hey, what’s that you say?

“You don’t get what’s ‘black’ about Maoist baloney?
You say that my festival’s totally phony?

“Who cares if corn isn’t an African crop?
Who cares if our harvest’s a month or two off?
Who cares if Swahili’s not our mother tongue?
A lie for The Cause never hurt anyone!

“Umoja! Ujima! Kujichagulia, too!
Collectivist crap never sounded so cool!
Those guilty white liberals — easy to fool.
Your kids will now celebrate Kwanzaa in school!

And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight:
“Happy Kwanzaa to all, except if you’re white!

Via Kathy Shaidle’s Kwanzaa: fact-free fake holiday invented by convicted felon/university prof

karenga trial la times 1971

The faux ccelebration known as Kwanzaa was created by violent felon and sexual criminal Ronald McKinley Everett, AKA Maulana Ron Karenga, AKA Maulana Karenga.

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