Satirically delicious.

“Yes, the National Security Administration is spying on our phone calls, and unlike during the Bush administration, this time it’s the Obama administration. Yeah, this guy, he is always trying to outdo his predecessor. ‘Oh, he poured water on their face? I’m going to blow ’em up! HAHAHA! Did I win?’”

“Folks, I’m going to be straight with you. I’m conflicted here, folks. On the one hand, this proves Obama is a tyrannical despot who ignores all the rules. On the other hand, I kind of like tyrannical despots who ignore all the rules. Shows spunk.”

– Stephen Colbert, June 6, 2013

H/T Conservative Videos.com
Days later Colbert tweets:

If you’re doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government’s been hiding.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 11, 2013

Related:
Joe Biden 2006: Bush #NSA Collecting Phone Records “Very, Very Intrusive” [Video]

Say it aint so Joe!

“I don’t have to listen to your phone calls to know what you’re doing. If I know every single phone call you made, I’m able to determine every single person you talked to. I can get a pattern about your life that is very, very intrusive.”

(Center for Democracy & Technology) –When the story broke that the NSA has spent the past several years collecting the phone records of millions of U.S. mobile customers, the Obama administration and other lawmakers were quick to dismiss the immense privacy implications posed by such information.

We disagree, and believe then-Senator and now-Vice President Joe Biden got it right in 2006 while commenting on the Bush-era NSA’s similar mass collection of calling records.

If you agree and want to see reforms to rein in NSA spying, visit our coalition site at https://optin.stopwatching.us to make your voice heard.

Related:
2005 Obama Slammed Patriot Act; “Fishing Expedition Through Phone Calls, Emails…Gives People No Rights”

(2006) Obama Condemned #NSA’s Wiretapping Americans & Collecting Their Phone Records “No President Is Above The Law”

Obama Flashback: ‘No Warrantless Wiretaps If You Elect Me’ -Updated

Video: Harry Reid Was Against The Patriot Act Before He Was For It

Obama Regime Invokes Special Privilege To Suppress Legal Scrutiny Of NSA Data Mining ‘Nat’l Security Trumps Constitution & Fed Law –No Court Can Stop Them’

Home run! Out. Of. The. Park!

“Mr. Speaker, the presidents dishonesty, incompetence , vengefulness and lack of moral compass lead many to suggest that he is not fit to lead. The only problem is that his vice president is equally unfit and even more embarrassing.”

After which “rising star” Jim Bridenstine appeared on the Mark Levin show.

Have a listen:

“We’re at a crossroads in our country. We’ve got to make a decision, do we want liberty or do we want tyranny.”

Philadelphia News, Weather and Sports from WTXF FOX 29

(WTXF Fox 29) PHILADELPHIA -The father of a Navy SEAL from Philadelphia discusses why he’s suing the president of the United States.

Mayfair native Michael Strange was one of 38 people killed when a Navy Chinook helicopter was shot down in Afghanistan in August 2011.

Michael’s father and some other families have filed a lawsuit against President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden.

Strange says they made his son, a SEAL Team Six Special Forces serviceman, a target.

“How’d they know 10 days after killing bin Laden that it was SEAL Team Six? It was our government. Our government did that, put a tag on my son’s back. They marked him,” Strange said. “My son never had a chance to get married. So, I want some answers.”

Strange says his main goal is to convince Congress to launch an investigation.

Previously:
Obama Admin. Allowed Muslim Imam to Damn Fallen SEAL Team 6 Heroes at Bagram AFB Funeral Service [Video & Transcript] –UPDATED Including: NAVY SEAL TEAM VI FAMILIES TO REVEAL GOVERNMENT’S CULPABILITY IN DEATH OF THEIR SONS IN FATAL HELICOPTER CRASH IN AFGHANISTAN FOLLOWING SUCCESSFUL RAID ON BIN LADEN’S COMPOUND)

Mother Of Fallen SEAL Obama White House Leaks “Put a Target” On Navy SEALs Who Killed Osama

Related:
Father Of SEAL Killed In Benghazi Terrorist Attack: ‘Those Who Made, Knew & Lied About Decision (To Stand Down) Murdered My Son” [Audio & Transcript]

#BenghaziGate: Father Of Slain SEAL Tyrone Woods: ‘Who Gave Command To –Stand Down’? [Audio]

Pay close attention to the look on short Piers’ face. Entertainment money can’t buy!

(NewsBusters) Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield is standing firm, refusing to apologize for a joke he made about assault pressure cookers that clearly mocked the push for more gun control in America. He’s been criticized for making the joke so soon after the Boston bombings. And State Senator Stacy Campfield joins me now.

Mr. Campfield, what was this all about? Why did you do this?

STACEY CAMPFIELD, TENNESSEE STATE SENATOR: Just pointing out the hypocrisy of the left, how they push for gun control ten seconds after Sandy Hook shooting. And yet when something else happens, they refuse to say that hey, it’s not an inanimate object; it’s actually the person. So when people go on and say, we have to get rid of guns, we got to push for gun control, it’s just ridiculous. It’s like pushing for pressure cooker control after the explosion.

MORGAN: What other things can you do with a pressure cooker other than kill people?

CAMPFIELD: You can cook food.

MORGAN: Right. What other things can you do with a gun other than shoot things?

CAMPFIELD: Other than shooting. I guess you can use it as a walking stick. You can hunt with it. You can go target practice. You can do all sorts of things.

MORGAN: You use a gun as a walking stick, do you?

CAMPFIELD: You. I guess theoretically you could. You could use it as a hammer if you really wanted to. But what’s that have to do with anything?

We’re talking about an inanimate object that does nothing by itself.

It does absolutely nothing by itself, just like a pressure cooker does absolutely nothing by itself.

Now that gun control has failed, Piers, I’m wondering when are you going to move back to England. Because everyone in Tennessee is dying to know.

CAMPFIELD: I’m going to hang around and just see if people can’t grow enough courage in this country to face the reality of your gun violence problem.

Spare us. We will do just fine without you and your arrogant anti-American rubbish, intended to crumble the foundation of our liberty.

See Campfields pressure cooker joke highlighting the glaring double standards of gun grabbing progs here.

Dishonorable mentions; Joe Scarborough and Piers Morgan.
Enjoy!

(RepTomCotton) –April 24, 2013:
“I rise today to express grave doubts about the Obama administration’s counterterrorism policies and programs. Counterterrorism is often shrouded in secrecy, as it should be, so let us judge by the results. In barely four years in office, five Jihadists have reached their targets in the United States under Barack Obama: the Boston Marathon bomber, the underwear bomber, the Times Square Bomber, the Fort Hood shooter, and in my own state—the Little Rock recruiting office shooter. In the seven years after 9/11 under George W. Bush, how many terrorists reached their target in the United States? Zero!

We need to ask “why is the Obama administration failing in its mission to stop terrorism before it reaches its targets in the United States.”

Speaking at the memorial service for slain M.I.T. officer Sean Collier VP Joe Biden called the Boston marathon bombers Tamerlan and Dzokhar Tsarnaev “two twisted, perverted, cowardly, knock-off jihadis….”

Hey crazy Joe, how many slaughtered Americans does it take for a knock-off jihadi to reach the next level of full blown genuine jihadist??

Correction: ‘Twisted, perverted cowardly islamic jihadists.’

Much better.

From Little Rock to Fort Hood to Benghazi to Boston, the Obama Regime continues to insult the victims of islamic jihad.

Whatevs cowering wonk. Psst ignorance = /= enlightenment  –Islamism delenda est. And try not to wet your pants over my big bad gun ads. Control yourselves!

Update:

Carney won’t comment on Biden’s description of Boston bombers as “Two twisted perverted cowardly knock-off Jihadis”

— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) April 24, 2013

Shawker. Although Biden took the cowardly way out, he did go off message by uttering the ‘J’ word. Obama’s panties must be twisted in knots. Ha Ha

Update 2: All crass and no class.

“One of my favorite poets is Seamus Heaney. I know the congressman thinks I always quote Irish poets because I’m Irish. That’s not the reason I do it. I quote Irish poets because they’re the best poets and that’s the reason why. And the Collier family knows that, right?

But all kidding aside…”

Cringe worthy.

Also see: John Kerry’s Obscene Moral Equivalence –Compares Boston Jihad Victims To Gaza Flotilla Terrorists

Previously:

• Saudi National Boston Terror Attack Suspect Cleared & Suddenly Being Deported On ‘National Security Grounds’ After Obama Has Un-Scheduled Meeting With Saudi Foreign Minister
• First Look At Boston Marathon Pressure Cooker Bomb Remains [Photos]
• Raw Footage: Bombs Explode At Boston Marathon Numerous Injuries & Casualties, 3rd Bombing At JFK Library ? [Image] Update 7: Live Footage Of Bombing
• Egyptian Cleric: #BostonMarathon Bombing Meant To Deliver A Message; More To Come [Video]
• Report: FBI To Release Video Images Of 2 Boston Marathon Bombing Suspects Updated: Watch FBI Press Conference Live, Suspects Photos/Video Release
• Breaking: Official FBI Photos & Video Of Boston Marathon Jihad Bombing Suspects RELEASED –Update: High-Res Photo Of Suspect #2 Running Away From Explosion? Update 2: Video: Full FBI Presser
• BREAKING! Boston Marathon Islamic Jihadist #1 Dead! #2 Remains At Large Update 14: Suspect #2 In Custody! Boston PD: “CAPTURED!!!”” Update 15: Images: 1st Apprehension Photo Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev & In Ambulance
• Boston Liquor Store Sign: “Closed Till The Terrorists Are Dead”
• Epic Fail: Captured Boston Bomber Islamic Jihadist / Obama Fan NOT Right-Wing Boogeymen
• A “Relaxed” Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Partied 2 Days AFTER Boston Marathon Jihad Massacre
• John Kerry’s Obscene Moral Equivalence –Compares Boston Jihad Victims To Gaza Flotilla Terrorists
• Doc Drop: United States vs Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Criminal Complaint
• Mother Of Islamic Jihadist Tsarnaeva Brothers To @CNN: “Allahu Akbar!” [Audio]

Charges: obstruction and disturbing the education process.

WOWK 13 Charleston, Huntington WV News, Weather, Sports

(WOWK) –8th grade student Jared Marcum was suspended, arrested and is now facing two charges after refusing to change his shirt.

“People are saying that I did the right thing, that they’re proud,” Jared said
……
“What they’re doing is trying to take away my rights, my freedom of speech and my second amendment,” Jared said.
……
After several attempts the only comment 13 News received from the Logan County School District was no comment.

“They gave me no paperwork, all they said to my mother was not to bring me back to school the next day,” Jared said.

So, while Jared spent the first day of his suspension at home, some of his friends showed their support for Jared at school.
“I did try to wear a shirt with guns on it and I was told to take it off,” Jared’s friend Dustin Vickers said.
……
13 News was contacted by Benjamin White, the attorney handling Jared’s case. White says first, they’ll be working on getting the charges, obstruction and disturbing the education process, dropped. Then, they plan on filing any federal or civil suit that is in order. [...]

Purely agenda driven as the school district’s dress code does NOT prohibit gun images:

The Logan County School District’s dress code policy prohibits clothing that displays profanity, violence, discriminatory messages and more but nowhere in the document does it say anything about gun images.

A fascist gun control zealot teacher sees the gun image, wets him/herself then calls police. This madness MUST end.
Logan Middle School administration contact info. here: http://lc2.boe.loga.k12.wv.us/loganmid/faculty/administrators.htm
Logan County Schools Board of Education contact info. here (scroll down to bottom of page): http://lc2.boe.loga.k12.wv.us/staff/bmember.htm

Update:

(Washington Times) –A West Virginia teen who was arrested and suspended for wearing a National Rifle Association T-shirt to school returned to class Monday wearing the same shirt that got him into trouble.

Jared Marcum, 14, was joined by about 100 other students across Logan County who wore shirts with a similar gun rights theme in a show of support for free speech.

Ben White, the Charleston lawyer representing the Logan eighth-grader, said the Sons of the Second Amendment, a gun rights group, purchased and distributed the shirts.
……
School officials told the eighth-grader Monday that his one-day suspension was appropriate because he was being disruptive.

Mr. White said Jared was exercising his right to free speech and did not disrupt anything.

Video evidence in the case, Mr. White said, indicates that the situation in the cafeteria deteriorated when a teacher raised his voice while confronting Jared. Other students jumped up on benches and began chanting Jared’s name.

Continued >>>

More from WPTV:

Marcum said was sent to the office where he again refused the order.

“When the police came, I was still talking and telling them that this was wrong, that they cannot do this, it’s not against any school policy. The officer, he told me to sit down and be quiet. I said, `No, I’m exercising my right to free speech.’ I said it calmly,” he said.
……
Lardieri [Jared's dad --ed.] said Marcum wore the shirt during five class periods before he was ordered to remove it.
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“I just don’t understand why this teacher reacted the way he did,” said White, who said he asked school officials to preserve surveillance video of the cafeteria. [...]

THIS:

Being expelled from school for wearing a T-shirt featuring a gun? Sad.

Coming back to school wearing the same T-shirt featuring a gun? Brave.

Coming back to school wearing the same T-shirt featuring a gun … and finding classmates wearing similar T-shirts?

Priceless.

The latest on the controversy here: 14 Year Old At Center Of @NRA T-Shirt Controversy Officially Charged, Now Facing Possibility Of A Year In Jail

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